AFC West Denver Broncos

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Great job on the Icky Awards!!!

[IckyIPA]

Great job on the Icky Awards!!!

Thanks Kickster Still not as good as the Standard Issue Reports, but it was fun putting together. SID puts his notes down on a bar napkin while having a few and watching the game. That my friend, in my book, is journalism at its best.

[CSpringsNSD]

Great job on the Icky Awards!!!

Thanks Kickster Still not as good as the Standard Issue Reports, but it was fun putting together. SID puts his notes down on a bar napkin while having a few and watching the game. That my friend, in my book, is journalism at its best.

I've been missing the SID Reports but the Icky Awards fill in nicely.

[StandardIssueDenver]

Great job on the Icky Awards!!!

Thanks Kickster Still not as good as the Standard Issue Reports, but it was fun putting together. SID puts his notes down on a bar napkin while having a few and watching the game. That my friend, in my book, is journalism at its best.

I've been missing the SID Reports but the Icky Awards fill in nicely.

I am trying to get these done every Tuesday night. Sunday night I am too drunk to finish these and Mondays I work late. Notes will be out tonight.

[StandardIssueDenver]

Great job on the Icky Awards!!!

Thanks Kickster Still not as good as the Standard Issue Reports, but it was fun putting together. SID puts his notes down on a bar napkin while having a few and watching the game. That my friend, in my book, is journalism at its best.

I've been missing the SID Reports but the Icky Awards fill in nicely.

I am trying to get these done every Tuesday night. Sunday night I am too drunk to finish these and Mondays I work late. Notes will be out tonight.

[kicks]

Great job on the Icky Awards!!!

Thanks Kickster Still not as good as the Standard Issue Reports, but it was fun putting together. SID puts his notes down on a bar napkin while having a few and watching the game. That my friend, in my book, is journalism at its best.

I've been missing the SID Reports but the Icky Awards fill in nicely.

I am trying to get these done every Tuesday night. Sunday night I am too drunk to finish these and Mondays I work late. Notes will be out tonight.

Yes, drinking and posting leads to double posts. Or so I have heard.

[Jarhead93]

ICKY'S POST GAME AWARDS
DYNAMIC DUO AWARD
Brock Osweiller and Emanuel Sanders
GOODYEAR SNOW TIRE AWARD
CJ Anderson
MONSTER MASH AWARD
Derrick Wolfe
WELCOME BACK KOTTER AWARD
Emanuel Sanders
WICHITA LINEMAN AWARD
Max Garcia
A FOR EFFORT EXTRA CREDIT AWARD
Owen Daniels
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER AWARD
Demaryus Thomas
WALKING WOUNDED TUFF IT OUT AWARD
Evan Mathis
KEEP ON PLUGGIN' AWARD
Von Miller
FRESH AT THE FINISH AWARD
Shane Ray
ROY ORBISON "CRYING" AWARD
Tom Brady
PETA CRUELTY TO ZEBRAS AWARD
Patriots Fans
ICKY'S GAME BALLS
CJ, OZ, and SANDERS

== I love it!!

Don't you just visualize Br*dy holding his blanket with a binkie / thumb stuck in his mouth?

[StandardIssueDenver]

Pats fans complaining about fairness…delicious!

Below are my standard issue notes on the Brady cry fest
Sanders’ unreasonably funky first down dances are simply confusing defenses.
CJ’s sliding skills got a 1/2 yard better spot every time (odd considering the evidence)
“I don’t care! Put the damn Manning stats on anyways!” -NBC executives
Standard Heroes: Derick ‘half-man-half’ Wolfe, CJ ‘Slip&Slide’ Anderson & Shane ‘still here’ Ray
Our O-line got some good push on stretch plays (like they’re built for it or something)
Not sure if Broncos fans were being classy or cheering for Gronk leaving.
Latimer, Caldwell, Juwan Thompson…? It’s a Manning’s dog house jail break!
Cold-quit looked like he was punting a bean bag.
When Miller illegally hit Brady on the ground I thought “...worth it”
DT needs to get his shit together (A raw from the coaster)
Every single game, this Defense finds an even nastier way to tackle someone. Amazing!
Nike should politely ask Wade Phillips to stop wearing their gear in public.

[IckyIPA]

Pats fans complaining about fairness…delicious!

Below are my standard issue notes on the Brady cry fest
Sanders’ unreasonably funky first down dances are simply confusing defenses.
CJ’s sliding skills got a 1/2 yard better spot every time (odd considering the evidence)
“I don’t care! Put the damn Manning stats on anyways!” -NBC executives
Standard Heroes: Derick ‘half-man-half’ Wolfe, CJ ‘Slip&Slide’ Anderson & Shane ‘still here’ Ray
Our O-line got some good push on stretch plays (like they’re built for it or something)
Not sure if Broncos fans were being classy or cheering for Gronk leaving.
Latimer, Caldwell, Juwan Thompson…? It’s a Manning’s dog house jail break!
Cold-quit looked like he was punting a bean bag.
When Miller illegally hit Brady on the ground I thought “...worth it”
DT needs to get his shit together (A raw from the coaster)
Every single game, this Defense finds an even nastier way to tackle someone. Amazing!
Nike should politely ask Wade Phillips to stop wearing their gear in public.

LOL...worth the wait..."Raw from the Coaster" should be your new title for these posts

[StandardIssueDenver]

Pats fans complaining about fairness…delicious!

Below are my standard issue notes on the Brady cry fest
Sanders’ unreasonably funky first down dances are simply confusing defenses.
CJ’s sliding skills got a 1/2 yard better spot every time (odd considering the evidence)
“I don’t care! Put the damn Manning stats on anyways!” -NBC executives
Standard Heroes: Derick ‘half-man-half’ Wolfe, CJ ‘Slip&Slide’ Anderson & Shane ‘still here’ Ray
Our O-line got some good push on stretch plays (like they’re built for it or something)
Not sure if Broncos fans were being classy or cheering for Gronk leaving.
Latimer, Caldwell, Juwan Thompson…? It’s a Manning’s dog house jail break!
Cold-quit looked like he was punting a bean bag.
When Miller illegally hit Brady on the ground I thought “...worth it”
DT needs to get his shit together (A raw from the coaster)
Every single game, this Defense finds an even nastier way to tackle someone. Amazing!
Nike should politely ask Wade Phillips to stop wearing their gear in public.

LOL...worth the wait..."Raw from the Coaster" should be your new title for these posts

Eventually my notes run out of coaster and become illegible and confusing. Some of my notes don't make any sense the next day like "Running lines in snow are off due to heaters" I am not sure if that was intended to remind me of a good joke or the lines just started getting blurry as my bar tab grew. I try to keep my in-the-moment thoughts on these but not all of them survive the rum & coke.

[Jarhead93]

Pats fans complaining about fairness…delicious!

Below are my standard issue notes on the Brady cry fest
Sanders’ unreasonably funky first down dances are simply confusing defenses.
CJ’s sliding skills got a 1/2 yard better spot every time (odd considering the evidence)
“I don’t care! Put the damn Manning stats on anyways!” -NBC executives
Standard Heroes: Derick ‘half-man-half’ Wolfe, CJ ‘Slip&Slide’ Anderson & Shane ‘still here’ Ray
Our O-line got some good push on stretch plays (like they’re built for it or something)
Not sure if Broncos fans were being classy or cheering for Gronk leaving.
Latimer, Caldwell, Juwan Thompson…? It’s a Manning’s dog house jail break!
Cold-quit looked like he was punting a bean bag.
When Miller illegally hit Brady on the ground I thought “...worth it”
DT needs to get his shit together (A raw from the coaster)
Every single game, this Defense finds an even nastier way to tackle someone. Amazing!
Nike should politely ask Wade Phillips to stop wearing their gear in public.

LOL...worth the wait..."Raw from the Coaster" should be your new title for these posts

Eventually my notes run out of coaster and become illegible and confusing. Some of my notes don't make any sense the next day like "Running lines in snow are off due to heaters" I am not sure if that was intended to remind me of a good joke or the lines just started getting blurry as my bar tab grew. I try to keep my in-the-moment thoughts on these but not all of them survive the rum & coke.

== SID, you write like this after a few Rum & Coke?? I will try that (NOT!) gave up drinking years ago [It was in control & I wasn't] things is much better now.

I talked with a Pats fan today, he said he thought the Broncos played pretty well considering the game wasn't in Foxboro.
So, I guess you could call him a Homey?? Whatever, I did enjoy the unnecessary roughness call on Br*dy, I also liked when he through the football in the dirt on 3rd EXTRA LONG Because he saw Miller headed toward him @ 58MPH, too bad there was a player nearby.

Oh yeah, the fans were not cheering because Gronk was hurt, I was they weren't

[StandardIssueDenver]

Pats fans complaining about fairness…delicious!

Below are my standard issue notes on the Brady cry fest
Sanders’ unreasonably funky first down dances are simply confusing defenses.
CJ’s sliding skills got a 1/2 yard better spot every time (odd considering the evidence)
“I don’t care! Put the damn Manning stats on anyways!” -NBC executives
Standard Heroes: Derick ‘half-man-half’ Wolfe, CJ ‘Slip&Slide’ Anderson & Shane ‘still here’ Ray
Our O-line got some good push on stretch plays (like they’re built for it or something)
Not sure if Broncos fans were being classy or cheering for Gronk leaving.
Latimer, Caldwell, Juwan Thompson…? It’s a Manning’s dog house jail break!
Cold-quit looked like he was punting a bean bag.
When Miller illegally hit Brady on the ground I thought “...worth it”
DT needs to get his shit together (A raw from the coaster)
Every single game, this Defense finds an even nastier way to tackle someone. Amazing!
Nike should politely ask Wade Phillips to stop wearing their gear in public.

LOL...worth the wait..."Raw from the Coaster" should be your new title for these posts

Eventually my notes run out of coaster and become illegible and confusing. Some of my notes don't make any sense the next day like "Running lines in snow are off due to heaters" I am not sure if that was intended to remind me of a good joke or the lines just started getting blurry as my bar tab grew. I try to keep my in-the-moment thoughts on these but not all of them survive the rum & coke.

== SID, you write like this after a few Rum & Coke?? I will try that (NOT!) gave up drinking years ago [It was in control & I wasn't] things is much better now.

I talked with a Pats fan today, he said he thought the Broncos played pretty well considering the game wasn't in Foxboro.
So, I guess you could call him a Homey?? Whatever, I did enjoy the unnecessary roughness call on Br*dy, I also liked when he through the football in the dirt on 3rd EXTRA LONG Because he saw Miller headed toward him @ 58MPH, too bad there was a player nearby.

Oh yeah, the fans were not cheering because Gronk was hurt, I was they weren't

I thought the pats played pretty well too considering it is harder to cheat in our house. I always enjoy Brady crying, not as much as I enjoy Rivers crying but it is very close. I thought we were going to see our first Miller/Ray crush on the last Pats drive but unfortunately they spread the fun over two snaps (of well). I personally was glad to see Gronk off the field. The guy is a beast. Personally I hope our defensive bruises add up to one more loss for the already hurt Pats team. It is much better to play here in the playoffs, there are less cameras here.

[Jarhead93]

Pats fans complaining about fairness…delicious!

Below are my standard issue notes on the Brady cry fest
Sanders’ unreasonably funky first down dances are simply confusing defenses.
CJ’s sliding skills got a 1/2 yard better spot every time (odd considering the evidence)
“I don’t care! Put the damn Manning stats on anyways!” -NBC executives
Standard Heroes: Derick ‘half-man-half’ Wolfe, CJ ‘Slip&Slide’ Anderson & Shane ‘still here’ Ray
Our O-line got some good push on stretch plays (like they’re built for it or something)
Not sure if Broncos fans were being classy or cheering for Gronk leaving.
Latimer, Caldwell, Juwan Thompson…? It’s a Manning’s dog house jail break!
Cold-quit looked like he was punting a bean bag.
When Miller illegally hit Brady on the ground I thought “...worth it”
DT needs to get his shit together (A raw from the coaster)
Every single game, this Defense finds an even nastier way to tackle someone. Amazing!
Nike should politely ask Wade Phillips to stop wearing their gear in public.

LOL...worth the wait..."Raw from the Coaster" should be your new title for these posts

Eventually my notes run out of coaster and become illegible and confusing. Some of my notes don't make any sense the next day like "Running lines in snow are off due to heaters" I am not sure if that was intended to remind me of a good joke or the lines just started getting blurry as my bar tab grew. I try to keep my in-the-moment thoughts on these but not all of them survive the rum & coke.

== SID, you write like this after a few Rum & Coke?? I will try that (NOT!) gave up drinking years ago [It was in control & I wasn't] things is much better now.

I talked with a Pats fan today, he said he thought the Broncos played pretty well considering the game wasn't in Foxboro.
So, I guess you could call him a Homey?? Whatever, I did enjoy the unnecessary roughness call on Br*dy, I also liked when he through the football in the dirt on 3rd EXTRA LONG Because he saw Miller headed toward him @ 58MPH, too bad there was a player nearby.

Oh yeah, the fans were not cheering because Gronk was hurt, I was they weren't

I thought the pats played pretty well too considering it is harder to cheat in our house. I always enjoy Brady crying, not as much as I enjoy Rivers crying but it is very close. I thought we were going to see our first Miller/Ray crush on the last Pats drive but unfortunately they spread the fun over two snaps (of well). I personally was glad to see Gronk off the field. The guy is a beast. Personally I hope our defensive bruises add up to one more loss for the already hurt Pats team. It is much better to play here in the playoffs, there are less cameras here.

--I too enjoy Brady crying, not as much as I enjoy Rivers crying but it is very close. (TIE!) with Cutler not far behind

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Too much???

[IckyIPA]

Too much???

Subtle and to the point. Much less demonstrative than what the Bronco haters spew.

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See this would be over the line, so I would NEVER post anything like this.

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Remember that laughter is always the best medicine.

ps... No babies were hurt while making this meme.

[StandardIssueDenver]

Remember that laughter is always the best medicine.

ps... No babies were hurt while making this meme.

Personally I feel raising your kid to be a Pats fan should be classified under the child abuse laws.

[Jarhead93]

Remember that laughter is always the best medicine.

ps... No babies were hurt while making this meme.

Personally I feel raising your kid to be a Pats fan should be classified under the child abuse laws.

I would agree, I would also add that Cheaters will eventually have to pay.
According to many Patsy fans, Brady did not cheat!
Well, here is how I look at it: If Andrew Luck had been given the opportunity to change the pressure in the football prior to the game "legally"
then it should be his option.
IF Tom B wants the pressure changed in the football and goes out of his way to ensure the task is done to his satisfaction and it only "bends the rules slightly, then it's ok because I am the NFL's golden boy and fecal matter don't stick to me. (last i checked that is called: collusion : )a secret agreement, especially for fraudulent or treacherous purposes; conspiracy:
Some of his employees were acting in collusion to rob him.
2.Law. a secret understanding between two or more persons to gain something illegally, to defraud another of his or her rights, or to appear as adversaries though in agreement:
IF it had been Cam Newton, they would have suspended him for the entire year, and looked into criminal charges.
so, what did we learn today class?
this is no different than when Fred Biletnikoff used stick-up and caught passes on his socks. it eventually became a banned substance.
spawning the use of gloves. IF Br*dy cannot grip the b*lls, get mrs. Br*dy to do it! oh, that's right she already has more than he does!

BR*DY CHEATED!

[OnlyInUtah]

Remember that laughter is always the best medicine.

ps... No babies were hurt while making this meme.

Personally I feel raising your kid to be a Pats fan should be classified under the child abuse laws.

[kicks]

It's Friday!!!

Not much chatter about the San Dee-ah-go game. This will be Oz's first full game against a divisional opponent. He should have had lots of study while he was on the sideline these last several years. Keep up the good work Oz.

[CSpringsNSD]

It's Friday!!!

Not much chatter about the San Dee-ah-go game. This will be Oz's first full game against a divisional opponent. He should have had lots of study while he was on the sideline these last several years. Keep up the good work Oz.

Most San Diego fans here have pretty much given up. They wont even bet me a coffee which is usually the easiest 2 coffees I get every year

[StandardIssueDenver]

It's Friday!!!

Not much chatter about the San Dee-ah-go game. This will be Oz's first full game against a divisional opponent. He should have had lots of study while he was on the sideline these last several years. Keep up the good work Oz.

Most San Diego fans here have pretty much given up. They wont even bet me a coffee which is usually the easiest 2 coffees I get every year

I think Denver will sleepwalk through this game. I am not the least bit worried about this match up and if it wasn't for Rivers' hilarious whining I would just watch this game's highlights on Monday. Denver fans will likely flood the SD stands like they always do and I suspect this game will have a preseason feel to it. Personally I just want to see no injuries this game and would prefer if the Chargers came out, bowed to Elway, and threw in the towel. It would save everyone some precious weekend time. Early Arrogant Prediction: Denver: 30 LA: 10

[OnlyInUtah]

I'm thinking more like Denver 31 - Bolts 23

[IckyIPA]

Seeing how we are giving predictions, I will ante up my 2 cents. I like Utah's number based on the history of the rivalry. Rivers always seems to give us fits. I don't know why, but that guy really hates Denver. However, I also think SID's on track with his sleep walk scenario. San Diego has not put a very good product on the field this year. I can see our Defense wanting to make this a statement game. I believe they want to show the doubters exactly what they are capable of. With Oz in there sustaining drives and not turning the ball over, the defense should be kept fresh the whole game. Maybe we will see a repeat of Ayers mocking cry me a Rivers again. I will go 38-13 Broncs in a laugher
http://thebiglead.com/2014/01/12/robert-ayers-mocks-philip-rivers-kicking-motion/

[IckyIPA]

LMAO

[StandardIssueDenver]

LMAO

Once out D Line is done with Rivers today I think we will be able to weave him into a nice winter sweater (or several baby onsesies).

[StandardIssueDenver]

LMAO

Once our D Line is done with Rivers today I think we will be able to weave him into a nice winter sweater (or several baby onsesies).

[StandardIssueDenver]

Well I am expecting a big game all around. I think we line up well against this team and I think we should be able to make a statement. I will be keeping one eye on the Pats game in hopes of an upset but I do not foresee a big mix up this week in the AFC standings. I will have to settle for Rivers's tears today as my sense of progress. Which is fairly progressive in my book.