JUST FOOTBALL

[Emeritus]

Our local newspapers are the same. The Dallas Morning News has a great sports section.

[dredwak]

honolulu and san diego had a good sports page...but the best by far...through my travels...was the trib in chicago...

[16Forever]

Man oh man did Vick go off last night!

“Vick became the first player in NFL history with at least 300 yards passing, 50 yards rushing, four passing touchdowns and two rushing touchdowns in a game. He hasn’t thrown an interception or lost a fumble this season.”

[LadyHawk]

Michael Vick was UNREAL last night. Holy moly!! Those first 3 quarters were just unbelievable...

And then...tthhppttt...way to take your foot off the gas pedal and give the fans a boring-ass 4th quarter. Leo and I were texting during the game and got so bored we started talking about Shanahan not wearing a hat in the downpouring rain. LOL I said "He wants to show off his fake tan."

[16Forever]

This should make for an interesting day - Gives new meaning to the phrase "the friendly confines of Wrigley Field"

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/b ... aaf-285722

[Emeritus]

Fake tan? That shows how naive I am.

[LadyHawk]

Meaning he uses a tanning bed, Emeritus. Shanahan is TAN, 24/7, 365 days a year...

[16Forever]

Meaning he uses a tanning bed, Emeritus. Shanahan is TAN, 24/7, 365 days a year...

He looks almost as old as Al Davis.

[LadyHawk]

Meaning he uses a tanning bed, Emeritus. Shanahan is TAN, 24/7, 365 days a year...

He looks almost as old as Al Davis.

Nobody looks THAT old, honey. Not even Jerry Jones. The day Al Davis passes from this world (yeah, I know, it seems he already did), they won't do an autopsy. They'll bring in a team of archaeologists to inspect the ruins.

[16Forever]

Meaning he uses a tanning bed, Emeritus. Shanahan is TAN, 24/7, 365 days a year...

He looks almost as old as Al Davis.

Nobody looks THAT old, honey. Not even Jerry Jones. The day Al Davis passes from this world (yeah, I know, it seems he already did), they won't do an autopsy. They'll bring in a team of archaeologists to inspect the ruins.

HaHaHa...little does the public know that doctors replaced Al's blood with formaldehyde years ago.

[Emeritus]

Meaning he uses a tanning bed, Emeritus. Shanahan is TAN, 24/7, 365 days a year...

He looks almost as old as Al Davis.

Nobody looks THAT old, honey. Not even Jerry Jones. The day Al Davis passes from this world (yeah, I know, it seems he already did), they won't do an autopsy. They'll bring in a team of archaeologists to inspect the ruins.

Thank you for that, LadyHawk. That one made my day.

[16Forever]

Who was the greatest coach of all time?

[Emeritus]

Now that's a tough one! I think that the team with the best assistants of all time were the Giants, back in the days when they and the Johnny Unitas Baltimore Colts would fight it out for the championship every year. Their offensive coordinator was Vince Lombardi and their defensive coordinator was Tom Landry.

[16Forever]

Em - this is a pretty accurate list in my opinion.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1108 ... me#page/11

[LadyHawk]

Who was the greatest coach of all time?

Mike Singletary. Thank yoooooou

[Emeritus]

Sorry, all that I get is Lombardi at number one, which I have no problem with. I'm unable to see any of the others. Do you have to be a member to see the others?

[16Forever]

Who was the greatest coach of all time?

Mike Singletary. Thank yoooooou

You just made me piss my pants

[LadyHawk]

[quote="16Forever You just made me piss my pants [/quote]

You really need to get your prostate checked, honey.

[16Forever]

[quote="16Forever You just made me piss my pants

You really need to get your prostate checked, honey. [/quote]

*** tosses a pair of latex gloves to LH *** can you assist Doll Face?

[LadyHawk]

[quote="16Forever You just made me piss my pants

You really need to get your prostate checked, honey.

*** tosses a pair of latex gloves to LH *** can you assist Doll Face?[/quote]

LOL... now, now...

[16Forever]

[quote="16Forever You just made me piss my pants

You really need to get your prostate checked, honey.

*** tosses a pair of latex gloves to LH *** can you assist Doll Face?

LOL... now, now...[/quote]

Ok Ok Ok.......I'll do it myself.

[LadyHawk]

Eww...suit yourself. (Literally).

[16Forever]

Eww...suit yourself. (Literally).

I'm not a proctologist but I play one on TV.

[LadyHawk]

Eww...suit yourself. (Literally).

I'm not a proctologist but I play one on TV.

You got the rugged good looks to be on TV....

[16Forever]

Eww...suit yourself. (Literally).

I'm not a proctologist but I play one on TV.

You got the rugged good looks to be on TV....

Indeed but it's really hard to balance on a 46" LCD flat screen

[Emeritus]

I look so two-dimensional on TV.

[16Forever]

I look so two-dimensional on TV.

Get a new 3D TV.

[Emeritus]

But what if I can't find my way out of it?

[LadyHawk]

If you need a 3-D television then you watch too much TV. Just my humble opinion. That's crazy.

[Emeritus]

Oh, you're supposed to watch TV. I thought that it was watching me, Orwellishly.