The Texans Fan Club

[cklaurence]

It's been fun, but I'm meeting somebody for lunch. I hope to catch you again later. Out.

Have fun, Em.

[cklaurence]

My thoughts about San Francisco never left the Montana era, so I'm always thinking of the 49ers as being a real threat.

Honey where have you been living for the last 10 years? Us being a threat? I just tinkled in my pants!

For what it's worth those years are what's kept me "faithful" over the pitiful seasons we've endured...Thus "16Forever".

Well HELL, 16... I've not only supported the Dolphins forever, but hold season tickets for 40 years!!! What do you think the Dolphins have been doing since Danny Marino was the QB? We're in pretty much the same boat as you and your 49ers...

[Emeritus]

LOL, at least you have great times to remember. With the Texans fans it's blind faith that we'll get there some day. We could be like the Lions, who haven't won a division title in the Super Bowl era.

[16Forever]

The Texans will beat the Colts this weekend...you heard it here first - BANK IT!

[Emeritus]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, but Peyton Manning has owned us. Reecey has threatened to hire a juju man to put the whammy on him.

[16Forever]

Thanks for the vote of confidence, but Peyton Manning has owned us. Reecey has threatened to hire a juju man to put the whammy on him.

Matt Leinhart will take Houston to the promise land - BANK IT! (then go bankrupt)

[Emeritus]

Our starter lead the NFL in passing yards last season, but we still didn't make the playoffs. If Leinart can do better than that, he can walk on water.

[16Forever]

Our starter lead the NFL in passing yards last season, but we still didn't make the playoffs. If Leinart can do better than that, he can walk on water.

The only thing Leinhart will walk on is quick sand. That dude's ego killed his stint in AZ. He should've shut up because Anderson is sure to go down or fail at some point giving him another chance but NO he couldn't swallow some pride and take a #2 slot...Next stop the CFL.

[Emeritus]

That won't work with the Texans either. The two most secure positions on the team are Matt Schaub at quarterback and Andre Johnson at receiver.

I have company.

[cklaurence]

Have fun, Em. Hope your "company" is female and she's brought "dinner" for you, lol.

[Emeritus]

[sizecolor=#0000FF]No such luck. It was a neighbor who wanted to show off his new Maserati Quattroporte.[/color][/=150][size]

[peddlefest]

Is this where all the waterlogged Texan fans hang out?

[Emeritus]

This is the place. We're all getting a little mildewed.

[peddlefest]

That's down here we always wear flip flops and shorts so we don't mildew. LOL

[Emeritus]

I wear shorts, but I have a prosthesis where my left foot used to be, so I can't wear flip flops. At least the rain have provided some small relief from the heat, which was getting bad. I just sit in my porch swing, watch the rain and smoke something. Nobody can smell it in the rain.

[cklaurence]

I don't wear shorts or short skirts anymore. I've seen other old ladies in beachy attire and vowed not to open myself up to the things I think and say about them, lol. Back in the day, I had great legs and was knock out in a bathing suit. It's so important to know your own body and make the best of it...
That said, I have to go now and iron my turtle-neck gown-to-the-ground; find my high-button shoes; check through my drawers for my opaque stockings; find my gloves, and iron my face.

[Emeritus]

LOL @ ck. I'm going to be pretty busy until after 3 pm today, so I won't be around. I will look forward to seeing everybody later.

[Emeritus]

I spent the whole day waiting in doctor's offices, but the news was all good, so I'm happy.

[Reecey]

LMFAO! I'm about to read an article that says "Are The Texans Too Obsessed With Beating The Colts?"


HECK YEAH WE ARE! hahahahahaaa

[Emeritus]

How can it be too obsessed when that's what we must do to go anywhere?

[Baglady]

LMFAO! I'm about to read an article that says "Are The Texans Too Obsessed With Beating The Colts?"


HECK YEAH WE ARE! hahahahahaaa

Really??? Aw, TX's have beaten the Colts before - ah, I do remember that game - lol! Just hope Arian Foster isn't related to Ron Dayne! Heard so much hype about Arian, I'm looking forward to seeing him play. Oh, sure am glad B Sanders is back for how long is the big ?

[Emeritus]

I believe that the Texans have one edge on the Colts. Beating them is more important to us than beating us is to them.

[TryThinking]

LMFAO! I'm about to read an article that says "Are The Texans Too Obsessed With Beating The Colts?"


HECK YEAH WE ARE! hahahahahaaa

Really??? Aw, TX's have beaten the Colts before - ah, I do remember that game - lol! Just hope Arian Foster isn't related to Ron Dayne! Heard so much hype about Arian, I'm looking forward to seeing him play. Oh, sure am glad B Sanders is back for how long is the big ?

I almost grabbed Arian, I just didn't know enough about him to make an intelligent pick for him.

[Reecey]

I am over obsessed with beating Peyton Manning. I mean, what else is there to think about?

[dredwak]

I am over obsessed with beating Peyton Manning. I mean, what else is there to think about?

id like to see kubiak survive the season...

[Emeritus]

I don't think that Kubiak's position is a precarious as the sport writers like to depict it. The team has made steady progress under his direction.

[dredwak]

a winning season (even with their tough schedule)...at the least...playoff win would be a bonus...

[Emeritus]

Considering our schedule, having a winning season would be fine with me. If the Texans are ever going to go anywhere, they are going to have to at least split with the Colts. So far they haven't been able to do that. I think that we have one win against them.

[cklaurence]

Em, the Dolphins have a pretty tough schedule as well. They play New England and the JETS twice each. Everybody seems to have written NE off, as though they are not a viable play-off candidate, but I would NEVER write them off! I am sure they will contend for the play-offs, and I hate playing them on principle alone. In fact, NE has been extremely quiet this preseason. That spooks me too... The jury is still out on the JETS and Buffalo. On paper, the JETS are unstoppable. My big wish is for the egos to get in the way. Lord knows they are full-up on egos this year!

[Emeritus]

Let's see, we have the Colts, Redskins, Cowboys, Raiders, Giants, Chiefs, Colts, Chargers, Jaguars, Jets, Titans, Eagles, Ravens, Titans, Broncos, and Jaguars. It will be a miracle if we win half of those games.