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Re: Phunny Chit
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Fri Oct 01, 2010 7:57 pmby Emeritus
I admit that it's an acrobatic bull, but what if it got its horns stuck in the ground?
Re: Phunny Chit
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Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:39 pmby cklaurence
Emeritus wrote:I admit that it's an acrobatic bull, but what if it got its horns stuck in the ground?
Better than sticking in the bullfighter, no? 
Re: Phunny Chit
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:42 amby Emeritus
I've never been to a bullfight, because seeing animals killed isn't my idea of entertainment. On the whole those, my sympathies are with the bull.
Re: Phunny Chit
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:45 pmby cklaurence
Emeritus wrote:I've never been to a bullfight, because seeing animals killed isn't my idea of entertainment. On the whole those, my sympathies are with the bull.
Agreed, 100%. I don't watch the "fights" either, Em. I don't understand the joy of watching two men beating one another to pulp and eventually oblivion. 
I don't know how anyone who watched Mohammed Ali in his early years and then sees what has become of him now, can watch them either. Beating people senseless has always made me sick--even before I saw what it did to Ali, but now...well, you know where I'm going with this, and I'm sure I've already made my point (and I'm starting to babble 
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Sat Oct 02, 2010 4:36 pmby Emeritus
There are many things in the human psyche that I will never understand. There is a sort of blood lust that persists in us. There are people who watch motor racing who thrill at crashes. They won't admit it is why they watch what is otherwise a loud and otherwise boring spectacle, of course. Perhaps some people just need their noses rubbed in it to get over that. When I was in Vietnam I was surprised at how strong blood smells in the heat. I had more than enough of that.
Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:51 pmby Emeritus
Pizza delivery!
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:56 pmby Emeritus
The hell with hybrids. This one runs on mice!
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:02 pmby Emeritus
My getaway car.
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:04 pmby Emeritus
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Dinner time for the King family.
Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:02 pmby ListenUp
Not really funny,but might make u smirk a bit.
Greg Nosal Loses Fingertip During Game, Keeps Playing
Virgina Tech left guard, has earned himself a chapter in the lore of football tough guys after Saturday's win over Central Michigan. The junior lost the tip of his pinky at some point in the game, and kept playing.
According to the Richmond Times-Dispatch, Nosal's finger got stuck between two helmets, severing it from the middle of the fingernail up. The missing piece was found inside Nosal's glove.
Nosal wanted to keep playing after the injury was discovered, and the staff dressed the wound and gave him pain medication. The tip of the finger was kept on ice until the end of the third quarter, when Nosal was forced to leave to get it re-attached.
Thats a bad mofo!!!
Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:35 pmby Emeritus
Al Capp had a cartoon detective named Fearless Fosdick, a lampoon of Dick Tracy. He would be shot full of holes that birds could fly through and dismiss them as flesh wounds.
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:40 pmby Emeritus
Here's the one that I remembered.
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:23 pmby Emeritus
I've had days like this.
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:31 pmby Emeritus
I had heard that we developed a stealth fighter plane, but I had no idea...
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:53 pmby Emeritus
Just for Halloween.
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Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:24 pmby Emeritus
When was the last time that somebody checked Al Davis for a pulse?
Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Dec 29, 2010 3:32 pmby dredwak
im walking my dog in the woods...down a snow covered path...and a lady...a 100 yards away...is running at us...so i take my dog...who has issues with people running...10 paces down a side path...where he can freak out and not get close to the lady...much to my chagrin...she stops and asks if the dog will bite her...we are 10 feet away...the dog is on a 5 foot leash and i have him by the collar...so i says to the lady...why are you stopping lady..? with some exasperation...because the dog is going nuts...we are on snow...on a lesser used path and im slipping all over...so she says sorry and starts running again...when i get back to the parking lot her husband/son/boyfriend is waiting for me...and tells me i shouldnt be rude to folks...and i should keep better control of my dog...so i explain to him what happened...and he tells me again not to be rude to his family members...so i tell him he doesnt know what rude is...
Re: Phunny Chit
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Wed Dec 29, 2010 6:27 pmby TryThinking
dredwak wrote:im walking my dog in the woods...down a snow covered path...and a lady...a 100 yards away...is running at us...so i take my dog...who has issues with people running...10 paces down a side path...where he can freak out and not get close to the lady...much to my chagrin...she stops and asks if the dog will bite her...we are 10 feet away...the dog is on a 5 foot leash and i have him by the collar...so i says to the lady...why are you stopping lady..? with some exasperation...because the dog is going nuts...we are on snow...on a lesser used path and im slipping all over...so she says sorry and starts running again...when i get back to the parking lot her husband/son/boyfriend is waiting for me...and tells me i shouldnt be rude to folks...and i should keep better control of my dog...so i explain to him what happened...and he tells me again not to be rude to his family members...so i tell him he doesnt know what rude is...
Sounds like she was out looking for a missing clue.............
Re: Phunny Chit
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Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:05 amby Emeritus
Being an evil old man, I would have released the dog and let him explain about rudeness.
Re: Phunny Chit
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Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:24 amby TryThinking
Re: Phunny Chit
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:37 amby dredwak
so im at the ohio bmv this morning registering my truck and renewing my drivers license...and its a pretty smooth process until they hand me my new license and ask me to make sure everything is correct...everything is good except that they have me listed as female...so i give it back and tell them im a male...then they tell me they cant change it until i show them my birth certificate...wtf..?
Re: Phunny Chit
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Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:38 pmby Emeritus
Being an evil old man, I'd have offered to show them my Brett Farve.