16Forever wrote:My breath is registered with the FBI as a lethal weapon.
When somebody wants to fight, I sit on the floor and start taking off my shoes and socks. Usually they think that it means that I'm some sort of karate dude. Then their eyes start watering and they gasp for breath and start diving out the windows. I have the place all to myself. I don't know how long they have to air the place out before customers will return.