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Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:08 pm**

Maybe he meant to say this? ? ?

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:12 pm**

Maybe he just wanted to show his signature, which is way cool.

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:37 pm**

me...

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:40 pm**

That's pretty cryptic dred. Please elucidate.

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:32 pm**

Emeritus wrote:That's pretty cryptic dred. Please elucidate.

He's a Cowboys fan, honey. Elucidate is a big word.

What he means, dred, is "Please expound."

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:36 pm**

Just kidding dred... *Smoooooooch* with gawdy red lipstick...

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:05 pm**

i cant even spell sorbonne...

its really sad...but the only thing superior about the Cowboys...are the fans...

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:07 pm**

Hmm. You can kid me too.

Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:25 pm**

Emeritus wrote:Hmm. You can kid me too.

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Posted: **Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:57 pm**

And that sums up my analysis.

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Posted: **Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:24 pm**

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Posted: **Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:36 pm**

Carl Spackler:
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."

Posted: **Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:08 pm**

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Posted: **Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:00 pm**

Bum Phillips, Wade's father, once said: "There's only two kinds of coaches in the NFL....the ones that have been fired and the ones thats fixin to be....unfortunatly I've been both". I feel bad for the Cowboy fans, but every franchise is a just a bad owner or hurt QB away from being in your shoes

Posted: **Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:13 pm**

everything is going to be all better now...garretts in charge... :roll:

Posted: **Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:22 pm**

I don't know if a young Jimmy Johnson could turn this team around. The players are a bunch of multi-millionaires who thought that all that they had to do to win was show up. Everybody is under-performing.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:07 am**

if you look really hard...you can see the brown tint on garretts nose...

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:11 am**

LOL, I don't think that it will help him with the team.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:33 pm**

Jerry Jones: " You see Jason, this is what we call a football. Sometimes you pass it and sometimes you run it...... and if you don't run it or pass it when I tell you to, then I will fire your ass." Jason: "You're kidding Mr Jones?? This is a football??"

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:39 pm**

why yes mr jones...this is a pickle...

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:48 pm**

LOL @ Tenn... :lol:

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:07 pm**

Uh, could you go a little slower? I never saw one before.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:53 pm**

Bum Phillips was recorded as being angered about the decision to fire Wade. He said that Wade went to the playoffs every season, was just 9-7, 13-3, and 11-5 (with one playoff win), did not warrant a coach being fired. A combined record of 33-16 is damned good for anybody.

Well BumBum, you're right about that. BUT, this job has higher expectations and tighter restrictions than any other coaching job in sports buddy. It comes with the territory, and anybody that comes in and accepts the Commander & Chief position for the Star (well...maybe more like Vice President :lol:

) Knows what is expected of them. Yeah Wade may have been a bumbling butt kisser and that turned him off to the rest of America, but he didn't set out to do what he was brought in to do and with the most quantifiable resources in the NFL. So BumBum, I love ya and agree with ya to a point, but all of that, plus being 1-7 this year is exactly why your son is on the outside looking in right now.

And Wade had the nerve to say after getting fired, "I thought my job was safe...." Seems like everytime Wade opens his mouth he does a disservice to himself.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:59 pm**

everyone thinks that uncle jerry is like the steinbrenners...but i looked at what each roster costs...and the Cowboys are pretty far down the list...also...romo is the best bargain in the league at 625k a year...

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:04 pm**

Nobody is safe when so much money is at stake. Any coach is just 1-7 away from being fired. I remember the first year in Cowboys history. In those days expansion teams got everybody's castoffs and they could hardly field at team. The Cowboys lost every game. A couple of years later it wasn't much better. The sports press and the fans were hollering for Tom Landry's scalp and demanding that he be fired. Finally the owner, Clint Murchison, called Tex Schramm and told him to give Tom a long contract extension, just to shut everybody up. Then the Cowboys ran off twenty consecutive winning seasons, still an NFL record.

Posted: **Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:22 pm**

I thought that they already gave Tony a restructured contract textension? I remember looking back a few years back, after tony's second pro bowl and thinking "They're getting their moneys worth! Lol!"

I don't remember if they gave him a new contract or not though. If they haven't then Tony's agent ain't worth spit.

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2010 7:40 am**

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Posted: **Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:28 pm**

Arizona Cardinals
55-28-1
Atlanta Falcons
15-8
Baltimore Ravens
0-2
Buffalo Bills
7-3
Carolina Panthers
7-3
Chicago Bears
13-8
Cincinnati Bengals
5-4
Cleveland Browns
11-17
Denver Broncos
5-5
Green Bay Packers
15-12
Houston Texans
1-1
Indianapolis Colts
8-6
Jacksonville Jaguars
2-2
Kansas City Chiefs
5-3
Miami Dolphins
5-7
Minnesota Vikings
14-12
New England Patriots
7-3
New Orleans Saints
14-8
New York Giants
54-36-2
New York Jets
7-2
Oakland Raiders
3-6
Philadelphia Eagles
54-43
Pittsburgh Steelers
15-14
St. Louis Rams
14-14
San Diego Chargers
6-2
San Francisco 49ers
14-16-1
Seattle Seahawks
6-5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
9-3
Tennessee Titans
7-5
Washington Redskins
56-38-2

these records reflect games with Dallas when some of these teams were under other names and/or played in other cities...ie...Titans were known as the Houston Oilers.

the Cowboys have a winning record against 22 teams, they have a losing record against 5 teams (Ravens, Browns, Dolphins, Raiders and 49ers), and their record is at .500 with 4 teams (Broncos, Texans, Jaguars, and Rams).
436 wins 319 losses 6 ties
individual team stats only to 2007...

Posted: **Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:35 pm**

That's interesting stuff, dred. Thanks for posting it.

Posted: **Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:51 pm**

stuff i found on the internet...who knows if its accurate...

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