Phunny Chit

[Emeritus]

Al Capp had a cartoon detective named Fearless Fosdick, a lampoon of Dick Tracy. He would be shot full of holes that birds could fly through and dismiss them as flesh wounds.

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[Emeritus]

Here's the one that I remembered.

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[Emeritus]

I've had days like this.

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[Emeritus]

I had heard that we developed a stealth fighter plane, but I had no idea...

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[Emeritus]

Just for Halloween.

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[Emeritus]

When was the last time that somebody checked Al Davis for a pulse?

[dredwak]

im walking my dog in the woods...down a snow covered path...and a lady...a 100 yards away...is running at us...so i take my dog...who has issues with people running...10 paces down a side path...where he can freak out and not get close to the lady...much to my chagrin...she stops and asks if the dog will bite her...we are 10 feet away...the dog is on a 5 foot leash and i have him by the collar...so i says to the lady...why are you stopping lady..? with some exasperation...because the dog is going nuts...we are on snow...on a lesser used path and im slipping all over...so she says sorry and starts running again...when i get back to the parking lot her husband/son/boyfriend is waiting for me...and tells me i shouldnt be rude to folks...and i should keep better control of my dog...so i explain to him what happened...and he tells me again not to be rude to his family members...so i tell him he doesnt know what rude is...

[TryThinking]

im walking my dog in the woods...down a snow covered path...and a lady...a 100 yards away...is running at us...so i take my dog...who has issues with people running...10 paces down a side path...where he can freak out and not get close to the lady...much to my chagrin...she stops and asks if the dog will bite her...we are 10 feet away...the dog is on a 5 foot leash and i have him by the collar...so i says to the lady...why are you stopping lady..? with some exasperation...because the dog is going nuts...we are on snow...on a lesser used path and im slipping all over...so she says sorry and starts running again...when i get back to the parking lot her husband/son/boyfriend is waiting for me...and tells me i shouldnt be rude to folks...and i should keep better control of my dog...so i explain to him what happened...and he tells me again not to be rude to his family members...so i tell him he doesnt know what rude is...

Sounds like she was out looking for a missing clue.............

[Emeritus]

Being an evil old man, I would have released the dog and let him explain about rudeness.

[TryThinking]

Favre healthy enough to dance like Vanilla Ice

http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/video_brett_favre_practices_for_dancing_with_the_stars/3884230?from=foxsports/NFL+Football/headlines

[dredwak]

so im at the ohio bmv this morning registering my truck and renewing my drivers license...and its a pretty smooth process until they hand me my new license and ask me to make sure everything is correct...everything is good except that they have me listed as female...so i give it back and tell them im a male...then they tell me they cant change it until i show them my birth certificate...wtf..?

[Emeritus]

Being an evil old man, I'd have offered to show them my Brett Farve.