ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY PATRIOTS

[Emeritus]

Mine are watering. When I walked in I thought that somebody was suffering from incontinence.

[SteveTheCat]

STOP MY EYES ARE BURNING!!!

Mine are watering. When I walked in I thought that somebody was suffering from incontinence.

Hmmm Looks like you two equaled each others problems

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[cklaurence]

(((((Peeks through the doorway, looking around the room. Cautiously steps through...)))))

Anyone home? Yooo Hooo! ANYONE HOME?

(((((Suddenly realizes that there are Patriot fans somewhere around, and quickly limps toward the exit. Turns around, at the door, points her cane in and says...)))))

Phew! Good thing this place is empty. It seems to be a museum celebrating THE PATRIOTS... Man, I'm getting out of here before I say something that'll get me in trouble. Have a great night if there's anyone in here--it's too dark to see...

(((((Runs limpingly away, nearly tripping on her cane)))))

[cklaurence]

I am shocked at the wanton display of hoochie-mammas and welfare....wha?(speaks to someone off camera)..Ohhhh! Those were the CHEERLEADERS!?!? Wow....Aye carumba...they were very nice (slugs a shot of whisky). Anyway, I want to inform you Patriots fans of an epidemic. NO, not that one about your ugly cheerleaders...the OTHER epedimic. The one about Tom Brady's hair. It has to be cut. People...women, and mostly gay guys are complaining...ratings and boners are down across the board. So we need you to run across the field with sharp scissors. I know...I know that your mom told you that you shouldn't do it, but she also told you not to masturbate and your almost not blind...HEY! Pay attention! So, do this for Giselle...heck do it for your team. You've already lost Randy Moss to this hair...so WHO's next?

Just a helpful AFC West fan giving his dos centavos...Aiiyyeeeee! GO CHARGERS!

DITTO!

[Emeritus]

So nice of you guys wanting to help out. Do you think that Brady, like Sampson, will lose his strength if his hair is cut?

[oldfart55]

Mine are watering. When I walked in I thought that somebody was suffering from incontinence.

LOL , Em. Hope you are well and surviving the start of this crazy football season!

[oldfart55]

Actually, I don't see Bradys' hair as an issue. at all. many popular and /or well-known sports figures have hair way longer or much more radical than his.

[dredwak]

its not an issue while the chin strap is snapped...

[oldfart55]

I am shocked at the wanton display of hoochie-mammas and welfare....wha?(speaks to someone off camera)..Ohhhh! Those were the CHEERLEADERS!?!? Wow....Aye carumba...they were very nice (slugs a shot of whisky). Anyway, I want to inform you Patriots fans of an epidemic. NO, not that one about your ugly cheerleaders...the OTHER epedimic. The one about Tom Brady's hair. It has to be cut. People...women, and mostly gay guys are complaining...ratings and boners are down across the board. So we need you to run across the field with sharp scissors. I know...I know that your mom told you that you shouldn't do it, but she also told you not to masturbate and your almost not blind...HEY! Pay attention! So, do this for Giselle...heck do it for your team. You've already lost Randy Moss to this hair...so WHO's next?

Just a helpful AFC West fan giving his dos centavos...Aiiyyeeeee! GO CHARGERS!

LOL, SD4. You, shocked at a wanton display? Come now! NO! NO! NO! That was just an expression. Let me rephrase that.
Perhaps it's your memory that's lost? Or was that your offense? Will Rivers get any help tomorrow? And why did they send those guys to NY? Things that make you wonder!

[oldfart55]

its not an issue while the chin strap is snapped...

Howdy, dred, just trying to get the hang of this place. Kinda feeling my way around in the dark, here.

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[dredwak]

hey 55...

[oldfart55]

hey 55...

howdy, dred. who are you guys playing tomorrow? I've been so busy, I haven't done much checking.

[dredwak]

Vikings...good luck tomorrow with the Ravens...(fingers crossed behind back)

[oldfart55]

Vikings...good luck tomorrow with the Ravens...(fingers crossed behind back)

Thx, we're going to need it for sure. First, we sent them our defensive coach, now we shipped Moss off to the the Vikes.
Good luck to your boys! They need a win!

[oldfart55]

This season has started off pretty strange. Several teams that were supposed to be contenders are not doing much. And I cannot remember the last time I've seen so many penalty flags thrown in so many games.

[Emeritus]

You are so right about the penalties. The Cowboys got seven in the first half today, including one that erased a long touchdown.

[Baglady]

What a great game - congrats on the W Pats fans!

[TryThinking]

umm yeah nice win.....

[Emeritus]

It looks like the Patriots have rebuilt just to beat the Ravens. It was a masterful job.

[SteveTheCat]

Thanks All! It was a nail biter the whole way through.

Tough loss for the Broncos against the Jets far too many questionable calls by the Zeebs.

[Emeritus]

LOL, so was ours! We had to score three touchdowns in the fourth quarter, including two in the last three and a half minutes, to win.

[SteveTheCat]

LOL, so was ours! We had to score three touchdowns in the fourth quarter, including two in the last three and a half minutes, to win.

Those are always my favorite games when you know you are not going to win and BAM! One great play and the clouds part and the TDs come easy

[cklaurence]

My favorite games are when the Dolphins are up 196 - 0 and there are only 2 seconds left to play. That way I KNOW for SURE we can't lose it...

[cklaurence]

Congrats to all the winners tonight! I guess I have to go over to kicks' korner and give him my condolences. It was a really tough loss for me. I probably took it worse than kicksy...

[SteveTheCat]

Congrats to all the winners tonight! I guess I have to go over to kicks' korner and give him my condolences. It was a really tough loss for me. I probably took it worse than kicksy...

LOL! Me too! I hate to see the Jets win especially against the Pats. Phins and Broncs... For some reason I thought we were playing the Jets next week... Thankfully we are not

[LadyHawk]

Pats as One wrote: "Thanks for giving us deion branch back!!!!!"

On behalf of my team, you're welcome. Hope he does well for you.

[TryThinking]

Pats as One wrote: "Thanks for giving us deion branch back!!!!!"

On behalf of my team, you're welcome. Hope he does well for you.

~frantically searches for dislike button~

[LadyHawk]

Pats as One wrote: "Thanks for giving us deion branch back!!!!!"

On behalf of my team, you're welcome. Hope he does well for you.

~frantically searches for dislike button~

Talk to management about installing one.

[TryThinking]

Pats as One wrote: "Thanks for giving us deion branch back!!!!!"

On behalf of my team, you're welcome. Hope he does well for you.

~frantically searches for dislike button~

Talk to management about installing one.

You got any connections? ~slips her a benjamin~

[LadyHawk]

[quote="TryThinkingYou got any connections? ~slips her a benjamin~[/quote]

Same connections as you, dude.